Once upon a time in a land far far away....... Now Stop me if you've heard this one!

Ok, once upon a time there was this BEAUTIFUL Princess and she lived in the FAR off land of TAM-PA, where there was very little joy and very little fun! One day there came a great and mysterious wind, and upon this wind rode a dark and fuzzy , I mean mysterious stranger (they didnt come much stranger than THIS), and ALL the Princess' handmaidens encouraged the Princess to welcome the stranger and offer him fine food and drink, and 'others things' perhaps as well!

Now dont we ALL wish that our relationships started off that way? Well sit right back and you'll hear a tale (oops wrong story). Anyway, flip the page and try and follow along and I think you'll be amazed and a little amused at what you find here!